Part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" or "Boy";
I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing
to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license,
I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He said
"I'd like to have one too." Then I said "But
this is a dog". He said he didn't care want she looked
like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex
since I was 9 years old." He said I must have been quite
a kid.
Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the
dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my
wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said every room
in the hotel was for sex. I said "You don't understand,
Sex keeps me awake at nights." He said "Me too."
Part II
One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the
competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked
me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to
have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets
of my own. "But you don't understand," I said, "I
hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over
the custody rights of the dog. I said "Your honor, I
had Sex before we were married." The judge said "me
too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me.
The judge said "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him
around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are
you doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I
said "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on
Friday.
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