There’s nothing sadder in the world
than to awake Christmas morning
and not be a child.

Added by: Mohete

Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs…..toilet!

Added by: Pawan

Unless we make Christmas
an occasion to share our blessings,
all the snow in Alaska won’t make it “white”.

Added by: Darpan

Never worry about
the size of your Christmas tree.
In the eyes of children,
they are all 30 feet tall.

Added by: Simran

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces….

Added by: Arun

A lovely thing about Christmas
is that it’s compulsory,
like a thunderstorm,
and we all go through it together.

Added by: Arun

An ideal day should begin with a cute little yawn on your face,
A cup of coffee in your hand & a sms from me on your mobile?!
Have a great day! Good morning.

Added by: Mehran

Christmas is the Blessed season
which engages the whole world
in a conspiracy of love!

Added by: Pero