Santas Girlfriend asks him
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,
Darling, on our Engagement will you give me a RING?
Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
Added by: Ajmal
Great smile the perfect walk
Those innocent eyes,
those kissable lips,
a great smile the perfect walk,
smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous,
thats enough about me …
How about you ?
Added by: Hareem
Why should only i suffer
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you….
Why should only i suffer!!!
Added by: Jabeen
No one has been as sweet as U
I have liked many but loved very few.
Yet no-one has been as sweet as U.
I would stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
Just for the pleasure of a moment with U.
Added by: Sabren
My heart is saying to you
look
the moon is looking at you!
see
stars are shining 4 u!
hear
birds are singing 2 u!
listen
my heart is saying to you..
“I MISS U”
Added by: Husnain Sabir
Take off urs pants and knickers
Come here,take off urs pants and knickers,
get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving urs…..toilet!
Added by: Karan
To miss someone
I would write on all the bricks
“I miss you”
and hope that 1 falls on your head
So you know how it hurts
to miss someone special like you.
Added by: Sabir Ali
Start your day with a lot of sex
Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit,
and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
Added by: Harman
