One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,
Darling, on our Engagement will you give me a RING?
Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

Added by: Ajmal

Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?
Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him.

Police Inspector : What?
Sharef : Finger prints.

Police Inspector : Where?
Sharef : On my cheeks.

Submitted by: karan

Dil ke operation ko BYEPASS kion kehtay hain?
Kion k
agar operation theek ho gaya to PASS
warna Hamesha ke liye BYE!

Submitted by: Aslam

Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!

Submitted by: Mithan

One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D

Submitted by: Aadi

A girl & boy were sitting alone,
that boy started touching de girl,

Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.

Boy : ok call me when u r maried.

Submitted by: Karan