It takes half of our life to find true love,
And half to keep them.

I am lucky to spend less than half in finding U
And the rest of my life to be spent in keeping U in my heart.

Submitted by: Johar

One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D

Submitted by: Aadi

If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers, mis call me.
If i m ur father, just ignore this message.

Submitted by: Sorya

A girl & boy were sitting alone,
that boy started touching de girl,

Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.

Boy : ok call me when u r maried.

Submitted by: Karan

Best
Leader - Allah
Guide - Quaran
Lyrics - Aazan
Loyality - Imaan
Request - Dua
Protection - Fitra
Oath - Kalma
Exercise - Namaaz
Self Control - Roza
So… Good Luck 4 Ramzan

Submitted by: Ali

Dear friend,
Your validity for taking food during the day time has expired.

Please fast next 10 days to resume your day time food.

Thank you for eating.
Happy Ramazan

Submitted by: Iqraar

Significances of the prayers.
Fajar - increases de complexion or noor,
Zohar - increases Income,
Asar - Improv“s health,
Maghrib - good future 4 u r children,
Esha - peaceful sleep.

Submitted by: Abdullah