| What
is arrogance? Thinking you can compete with me! |
| Not
me, not now, maybe later... |
| Trying
is the first step towards failure |
| If
it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them? |
| Alcohol
doesn't solve any problems, but milk do? |
| Smile
and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone
|
| I'm
more drunk than a three-legged chicken on a wet patch
of ice! |
| When
I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better |
| To
alcohol! The cause of and solution to all life's problems
|
| WaNnA
PLaY ArMy?? ... Ok! SiT BaCk AnD i'LL BLoW ThE HeLL OuT
oF YoU! |
| Reality
Sucks! I’m Gonna Keep On Dreamin |
| No
fear! (NAME) is here! |
| I
Don’t Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me |
| I'm
better than normal, I'm abnormal! |
| Save
a tree, eat a beaver |
| Most
people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
|
| Quitting
smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times |
| I
don't curse, drink and smoke. H*ly shit! My cigarette
fell in my glass of beer! |
| Dont
steal, the government hates competition |
| Save
a horse, ride a Cowboy! |
| Why
do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? |
| The
higher you are, the farther you fall |
| Out
of my mind. Back in five minutes. |
| Always
tell the truth, even when you lie |
| A
coward dies a thousand deaths, a soldier just dies the
once |
| Facts:
Every year more than 2500 left handed people are killed
from using right handed products. |
| Gold-Lust! |
| I
love cats...they taste just like chicken |
| Ever
stop to think, and forget to start again? |
| Those
who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. |
| Nothing
is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool. |
| Reality
is the only obstacle to happiness. |
| Earn
easy cash in your spare time by blackmailing friends. |
| Ask
me about microwaving cats for fun and profit. |
| I
said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen |
| Sarcasm
is just one more service I offer. |
| The
higher you are, the farther you fall |
| Dont
steal, the government hates competition |
| Alcohol,
the cause and solution to all of life's problems! |
| -=[Armed
& Dangerous]=- |
| Excerceise
and Diet... But you still Die. |
| I
fear no man, I've got a gun. |
| Earn
easy cash in your spare time by blackmailing friends. |
| Ask
me about microwaving cats for fun and profit. |
| I
said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen |
| Sarcasm
is just one more service I offer. |
| The
higher you are, the farther you fall |
| Dont
steal, the government hates competition |
| Alcohol,
the cause and solution to all of life's problems! |
| -=[Armed
& Dangerous]=- |
| Excerceise
and Diet... But you still Die. |
| I
fear no man, I've got a gun. |
| -={Rule
Breaker}=- |
| Why
be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
|
| Working
is for people who don't know how to fish. |
| Beauty
is in the eye of the beer holder. |
| He
who laughs last thinks slowest. |
| There
are many many ways of keeping fools occupied, one way
is to use really long pointless nicknames. |
| ==HellRaiser==
|
| Avoid
hangovers by staying drunk. |
| (#)SuNsHinE(#)\'n'(*)StArS(*)
|
| Born
2 XLR-8 |
| -=You
better excercise caution and be ready to run - Like a
scared punk from a smoking gun=- |
| God
made beer God made wine God made me so damn fine |
| Why
are you looking at me like I'm weird? |
| If
I want your opinion, I will rattle your cage. |
| My
imaginary friend thinks your crazy. |
| Yesterday
it worked, today it doesnt. Microsoft Windows is like
that. |
| Everytime
I see ur face. I wish I was in outer space :P |
| Reality
is the only obstacle to happiness! |
| -Your
still ugly, Pass me another beer- |
| A
wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey
|
| I'm
not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing. |
| I
have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't
it. |
| IM
THINKING.... BUT NOTHINGS HAPPENING! |
| (*)Theres
always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not
a train(*) |
| Everywhere
is within walking distance if you have the time |
| I'm
not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh. :) |
| [One
by one the penguins steal my sanity] |
| ×
nEvEr × wAnTeD× To Be × DiFFeReNt × I jUsT× wAnTeD ×To
Be × mE × |
| I'm
not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing. |
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