| In
the event of an emergency landing why do the people in
the pamflet look so calm? |
| Two
wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a
left |
| You
can better lose a lover than love a loser |
| I'm
only crazy when other people cant stand that I'm right
|
| Be
nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one
|
| In
the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king
|
| Whoever
said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop
|
| I
like to con and insult people, that's why I chose to become
a Consultant |
| Mental
Health is overrated |
| Be
The Change You Wish To See |
| All
generalizations are false |
| A
clean dwelling place is the sign of a disturbed mind |
| This
isn't school! This is Hell with flourecent lighting |
| The
funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common
|
| Honesty
is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense |
| Next
week there can't be any crisis. My schedule is full already
|
| War
does not determine who is right... but who is left |
| Time
is what keeps things from happening all at once |
| Women/Men
who seek to be equal with men/women lack ambition |
| What
happens if you get scared half to death... twice? |
| Smile,
it makes people wonder what you're up too.. |
| Sometimes
I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
|
| Of
all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most |
| If
marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws |
| I
don't have to be careful, I've got a gun |