Too bad men aren't like computers. Predictable, compliant, full of answers but no questions...yet able to deliver an occasional delightful surprise.

Brenda Starr

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

Farmers' Almanac

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Robert Orben

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

Janet Reno

Programmer - an organism that turns coffee into software.

Programmer - an organism that turns coffee into software.

People who buy Macs are the same people who said BETA is better than VHS 15 years ago.

PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms.

One of the problems the internet has introduced is that in the electronic village all the village-idiots have internet access.

Peter Nelson

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road.

Stewart Brand

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

Edward Shepherd Mead

Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.

User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot.

Dave Barry

Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.

Jean Rostand

Save a tree — disband an ISO working group today.

Jason Zions