If you keep groaning, please do it to a rhythm I can dance to.

Ashleigh Brilliant

MAN THE BATTLE STATIONS! Someone's coming who wants to reason with us.

Ashleigh Brilliant

Tell me again how much you agree with me.

Ashleigh Brilliant

Forgive me for allowing myself to be hurt by you so easily.

Ashleigh Brilliant

How can there ever possibly be a conflict between my private interests and the public good?

Ashleigh Brilliant

The two most common reasons for losing are: not knowing you're competing in the first place, and not knowing with whom you really are competing.

Phil Simborg

How come nobody wants to argue with me? Is it because I'm always so right?

Jim Bounton

We have met the enemy and he is us.

The first man gets the oyster, the second man gets the shell.

Andrew Carnegie

Only a mediocre person is always at his best.

W. Somerset Maugham

Negotiations begin before we think they begin and end after we think they end.

Herb Cohen

Being worse is no excuse for losing.

Phil Simborg

The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong--but that's the way to bet.

Damon Runyon

If everyone likes you, you must be doing something wrong.

Phil Simborg

Any manager that can't get along with a .400 hitter is crazy.

Joe McCarthy