Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

Stephen Leacock

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

Oscar Wilde

Wedding rings: the world's smallest handcuffs.

Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.

Mistress: something between a mister and a mattress.

My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Mae West

Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it.

Gene Perret

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.

Spouse: someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.

igamy is having one husband or wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Oscar Wilde

One should never know too precisely whom one has married.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Marriage ceremony: an incredible metaphysical sham of watching God and the law being dragged into the affairs of your family.

O.C. Ogilvie

Though marriage makes man and wife one flesh, it leaves 'em still two fools.

William Congreve