A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes.

James Feibleman

Impiety, n.: Your irreverence toward my deity.

Ambrose Bierce

Religion is a pill best swallowed without chewing.

To die for a religion is easier than to live it absolutely.

Jorge Luis Borges

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it.

C.C. Colton

How many observe Christ's birthday! How few his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep holidays than commandments.

Benjamin Franklin

It is very important not to mistake hemlock for parsley, but to believe or not believe in God is not important at all.

Denis Diderot

I cannot praise the Preacher's eyes,
I never saw his glance divine,
He always shuts them when he prays,
And when he preaches he shuts mine.

Man is certainly stark mad; he cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens.

Michel de Montaigne

A man without religion is like a horse without a bridle.

Latin Proverb

There are ten church members by inheritance for every one by conviction.

Scriptures: the sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.

Ambrose Bierce

What religion a man shall have is a historical accident, quite as much as what language he shall speak.

George Santayana

I refuse to be labeled immoral merely because I am godless.

Peter Walker

When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out.

Frank Sinatra