If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such.

Homer Simpson

The difference between the old ballplayer and the new ballplayer is the jersey. The old ballplayer cared about the name on the front. The new ballplayer cares about the name on the back.

Steve Garvey

If only Hitler and Mussolini could have a good game of bowls once a week at Geneva, I feel that Europe would not be as troubled as it is.

R.G. Briscow

It is amazing what can be accomplished when nobody cares about who gets the credit.

Robert Yates

Boards, Boards, Boards.

Knute Rockne

One man can be a crucial ingredient on a team, but one man cannot make a team.

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Most football teams are temperamental. That’s 90% temper and 10% mental.

Doug Plank

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalised for too many players on the field.

Jim Boulton

This is the second most exciting indoor sport, and the other one shouldn't have spectators.

Dick Vertleib

You owe it to yourself to be the best you can possibly be - in baseball and in life.

Pete Rose

Hitting is 50% above the shoulders.

Ted Williams

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love.

Bryant Gumbel

A hot dog at the ball park is better than steak at the Ritz.

Humphrey Bogart

All I want out of life, is that when I walk down the street folks will say, "There goes the greatest hitter that ever lived."

Ted Williams

We won! We won! We won! Um, unfortunately, I bet on the other team, so we won't be going for pizza.

Chief Clancy Wiggum