I dream for a living.

Steven Spielberg

The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.

Robert Paul

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.

Christopher Hampton

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

Ogden Nash

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.

Joey Adams

The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.

Robert Frost

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.

Jimmy Durante

It's a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can't eat for eight hours; he can't drink for eight hours; he can't make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.

William Faulkner

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Lily Tomlin

By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.

Robert Frost

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

Jeff Foxworthy

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Edgar Bergen

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.

Robert Frost

My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.

Abraham Lincoln

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

Dennis Miller