The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get to the office.

Robert Frost

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Oscar Wilde

If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done..

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

Steve Martin

The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work is terribly important.

Milo Bloom

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

Charles Lamb

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Jerome K Jerome

A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error.

Dennis Miller

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

Robert Paul

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.

Muhammad Ali

The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.

Slappy White

Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.

Leslie Nielsen

Today is 'Take our Daughters to Work Day.' This is when girls ages Nine to Fifteen go to work. Or, as it's called at the Nike factory - Thursday.

Bill Maher

President Bush is trying to put a positive spin on the latest bad economic numbers. Today he declared victory in
the 'War on Jobs.'

Craig Kilborn

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

Demetri Martin