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| Sex
is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad,
its Still pretty good |
| A
cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake,
the rooster laughed! LESSON: when theres a wet pussy, there's
a happy cock! |
| There
is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex, Telephone-sex,
and for people with your face ...NO SEX ! |
| Sex
is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location
in a woman's destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u
need a demonstration?! |
| SEX
is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy
it! I'll Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it
everiday, gd for u. |
Son
on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do. MOM:Put
ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng. SON:got my nose in
her armpit. Now what? |
| A
husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex? His answer:
Depends, if I can find a phone. |
| Who
is stronger, Man Or Woman? A: A woman bcoz she lifts 2 mountains
on her chest while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a
crane. |
| Man
says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than
I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of
you penis, I will have it enlarged. |
| When
I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory.
I am not able to remember what I did choose. |
| A
guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says:
What's that? .....He says: We go to my place, have sex and
than you dissappear..... |
American
students say:.....people who never experience good sex and
do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages
with their right hand. |
| GUY:
If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you
naked, I'd probably die laughing. |
| I
do not have the muscles of Stallone, I am not as handsome
as Brad Pitt, I am not as strong as Schwarzenegger, but I
can lick as good as Lassie!!! |
| If
your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas
could I meet U between the holidays? |
| Are
these your eyes, I found them between my breasts! |
| Roses
are red.voilets are corny.when i think of you babes it makes
me so HORNY!!! |
| Of
all the babes ur my selection please dont giv me a rejection.my
teeth are clean for ur Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue
injection! |
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