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| Why
do women have their breast on top? Because if they had it
down, the 'PUSSY' would drink all the milk ! |
| Guy
says: Remember the 1st time I used alcohol as a substitute
for girl. Wat happen? Asked his friend. Guy: Well, I got my
penis stuck in the neck of the bottle. |
| 5
road signs which best describe female organs 1.deep excavation
2. Slippery when wet 3. Stop on red signal 4. Slow down curves
and hump 5. Men at work |
| A
guy walks up to a sexy babe n asks her if she would like to
take part in a magic trick. She said OK. He says lets go to
my place we fuck and then I disappear. |
| Nipple
Nipple dont be far, can I Press u in my car. Up above the
chest so high, always milky never dry. Let me suck u don't
feel shy, in the braziers u will die |
Man
walked into ladies toilet. Lady who was inside shouted 'THIS
IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR WOMEN'. The man, unzipping his pants
said, 'THIS TOO'! |
| Mobile
is the only thing that a man proudly says - Mine is smaller
than yours! |
| I
Tried Phone Sex Once, But The Holes Were Too Small. |
| Q:
Why is the waist called a waist? A: Because anything below
the tits & above the pussy is a "waste"! |
| A
woman gave birth to 6 babies, on seeing this she got off the
hospital bed and slapped her husband and shouted, "I told
u not to do in doggy style." |
| Girl
says: Mom, our neighbor's son have penis like peanut. Mom:
Is it too small? Girl: No, its salty!! |
Dear
lady subscribers: due to a fault in magnetic field and signals
of our service your handsets will vibrate for one hour So
keep it in your pussy & enjoy! *Customer Care* |
| an
arab was being interviewed at a US
checkpoint.you name pls. " abdul aziz
"sex? " six times a week!! "no, no, I mean male or female!
"doesn't matters, sometimes even camel!!! " |
| what
makes a happy man?daughter on the cover of cosmo.son on the
cover of sports illustratedmistress on the cover of playboyand
.... wife on the cover of
" missing persons " |
| a
kid asked the priest
" father, what is your pastime? "the priest tapped
the kid ' s shoulder and replied "Nun, my child, nun " |
| 75
yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.on their first night
both were crying. why???coz she didn ' t know anything, and
he had forgotten everything |
| Touch
it gently.. Put ur finger
inside.. If hole is big put three fingers..Rub it up &
down gently .......... that's the right way ofwashing the
glass!!!!! |
| What
is the difference between a Cricketer and a Condom?Cricketer
drops the catch, and a Condom catchs the drops. |
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