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| Why
are women known as the best architects?Coz theyare the only
one who can demolish an erection without damaging the structure... |
| Q.Why
does the pleasure of Sex diminish after marriage?A: Because
the realisation hits u that u are in bed with a relative. |
| What
do u call a dead drunk Parsi? BEJAAN DARUWALAWhat do u call
a parsi pimp? NAARI CONTRACTORWhat is a parsi test tube baby
known as? BATLIBOI |
| Husband
ask,"Do u know meaning of WIFE - Without Information Fighting
Everytime!!!"Wife replies,"It means - With Idiot For Ever!!! |
| Son
to Dad-Daddy, does a heart have legs? Dad-of course not! Son-don’t
lie, I heard u saying ”sweet heart..spread ur
legs!” |
Boy:why
grls like more holi than boys? Another boy: bcos they have
two balloons of 5ml and bolys have only one pichkari of
2ml. |
| Pak
wkt Keeper Moin got married.His wife was asked by media how
moin was on bed? She said he stood behind bed and said AUR
TEZ DALO WASIM BHAI. |
| Woman:
Teach me how to play tennis. Coach:Sure,hold the racket the
way u hold ur lovers organ.Woman:
ok Coach:Madam pls,take the racket out of ur
mouth.. |
| REPUBLIC
DAY ANNOUNCEMENT by Malika Sherawat: Kar chale hum judaa vastra
k Tan se saathio,ab tumhare hawale badan saathiio |
| Nurse
gave the newborn baby to d Sardar. Sardar screamed,”Puttar
hua, Puttar Hua! Then Nurse said,abbey Gadhe meri ungli chod
ladki hui hai!! |
| 6
beautiful girls went to swim in a swimming pool but suddenly
all the water disappeared.How? NAYA whisper ab Pehele se bhi
jyada gilapan sokhe. |
On
1st night husband said 2 his wife:look darling b4 marriage
I had slept with 10 girls, wife replied:Kindli mili hai
to guun to milega hi. |
| Did
you know that Condoms have serial nos?It's on
the rim.....U dont know that...?It's okay...It's probably
becoz you dont roll them that far anyway... |
| Difference
b/w panties of 1970 & 2000 :- In the 70's you had to pull
down panties to see the buttocks,In 2000, you have to seperate
the buttocks to see the panties |
| Boy:
"Pura andar gaya
?" Madam: "Haan gaya
." Boy: "Dard hua kya?" Madam: "Bahut hua" Boy:
"Chalo doosra sandal try kartay hai madam!" |
| A
man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife wanted". Next
day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same
thing: "You can have mine." |
| old
lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to
read BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN. the engraver
shortened it to "
RETURNED UNOPENED " |
| What
is the difference between secretary &private secretary?
Ans: secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & private secretary
says ITS MORNING SIR. |
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