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| If
you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me...
If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ...........
THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED! |
| I
want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry,
I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look
down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha |
| God
created the earth,****God created the woods, ****God created
you too, ****but yes, even God makes mistakes! |
| Someday
u may lose ur hair.****u may lose ur teeth- ur money &
even lose ur mind.****But 1 thing u will never loose is ur
good looks.****coz u cant lose wot u don't have! |
| What
is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes****that
the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey****plz contact zoo
for detail |
This
cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat,
an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat
!... Now read it without the word cat |
| You've
got Sex Appeal... You've got Style... You've got Intelligence...
You've got Class... You've got D Face... & You've got
D Body... & I've got the wrong number! Sorry! |
| Last
nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky
and the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where
the hell is my roof? |
| The
animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion
has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey
has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because
the Donkey is busy reading this SMS ! |
| A
- U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear
2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H
- He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding |
| I
Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You.
I Love You. I Love You. That's because Dad says "Love
Animals" ! |
Dark
were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness,
you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright.
Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT ! |
| Dark
were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness,
you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright.
Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !. |
| Handsome,
Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends,
Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you? |
| If
I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain.
It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that
has never been used. |
This
is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from
you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell
me?
Animal Planet! |
If
ever un ur life u feel sad and lonely and feel that u have
lost everything,Ill come hold ur hand take u for a walk
on a bridge and show u where to jump from.. |
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