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| Tum
hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna
hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye
kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai tum nahi ho!!! |
| Manzil
ki taraf badhte chalo jo dil kahe vo rah chuno. Piche walo
ko age nahi jane do & jo age hai use b age niklo. Tabhi
acche DRIVER BANOGE. |
| Jab
tum aaine ke pass aate ho,to aaina kehta hai,”Beautiful Beautiful.”jab
tum door jate ho to aaina kehta hai Aprilfool Aprilfool!! |
Who
said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No...
1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence...
3.-----I am stupid.... |
| AGAR
APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFUL HAI, SMART HAI, CHARMI HAI
TO KUTTA PALIYE…SAAP PALIYE..SHER PALIYE MAGAR GALATFAIMI
MAT PALIYE. |
Take
a bowl...fill it with grapes,Put ur hand in it..Go in front
of the mirror... U know what ull find???Langur ke haath
mein angoor... |
| 12
Sardar 12 Car mein,12 baj ke 12 min 12 sec pe 12vi gali mein
12ve cinema hall mein kaunsi film dekhne gaye?Yeh waqt hamara
hai.... |
| Maine
Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi
Usne kaha Aise Nahi Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja
Tu mera Bhai Hai.... |
| Macchar
ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni...
dil be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki....
sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha |
Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower
all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison
with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai..... |
| Jaise
lohe ko loha kaatta hai,zehar ko zehar kaat ta hai, Heere
ko keera kaat ta hai,Waise hiee ek din tumko kutta katega.... |
Aapke
hi charche har gali mein hain,Har ladki ke dil mein aapke
liye pyar hai.Ye koi chamtkar nahi,Time hi aisa hai...kyonki
kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohaar hai... |
| Khuda
kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile,Mujh se bhi acche yaar
milen. Rakhi ko teri girlfriend tujhe rakhi bandhe,Aur tujhe
zindagi bhar us se behan ka pyar mile... |
| Majnu
ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya.
Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,Aur Laila baithi hai
SMS free hone ke intezar mein. |
| Life
is difficult,Full of trials,Pain & Sorrow.But if U fall
down,Just stand up straight Be confident & ask...abbe
dhakka kisne maara be.... |
| If
ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart
is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called
high B/P... |
| Ek
aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut
ho.Dil to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe ley javein,Kambakht
ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho |
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