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| A
begger came to me as:- Allah! ke naam pe kuch de de baba.I
replied :- Mere paas paise nahi nahi hai,Yeh msg padnewale
ko le ja.Begger:- Maine bheek maangi thi bhikhai nahi... |
| Mujh
mein aur George Bush mein kya similarity hai? Nahi pata?So
simple Woh mere ghar nahi aata,Main uske ghar nahi jaata.Attitude
problem u see... |
| Ramlila
se hanuman tha farar,role k liya fit kia 1 sardar. jo tha
bahut hi kamal,ped se chalang mar ka bola jobole Sonihal
, sita maiya SASRIAKAL |
| larste
huai haaton see usne meri kaliyon ko u chuwa !,mano uski har
saas keh rahi hoo bhai saahab time kya hua |
| Last
night I dreamt that I was walking with GOD & I told him
that I have a friend Like U ...he smiled & said, Beta!
Yeh sab Pichle Janam Ke paap hain . |
woo
bhi kia din thye jab lagtey thye hasino kae gallye, ye baat
tub ki ha jab hum thye doo baras kae.. |
| Pyar
na rahe to wafa kaun karega,Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.Khuda
salamat rakhe tumhe varna bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun
karega.... |
| Yaad
hai wo pal jab hum pehli baar mile they...Train ruki khidki
khuli...Nazron se nazrein mili aur aap ne kaha Allah ke naam
pe kuch de de baba.... |
| Khat
likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat likh raha
hoon khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya
tha Mera mat samajhna. |
| Safar
lamba hai dost banate rahiye ,Dil mile na mile haath badate
rahiye.Taj na banaiye costly padega Har taraf Mumtaj banate
rahiye... |
| har
khushi koe teri taraf moor doon.tery leye chand tarey tak
toor doon.khushiyun k darwazeytery ley khol doon..itna kafi
hai ya doe char or jhoot bole doon |
Muskurajat
tumhi se milit hai, dard ki rahat tumhi se milti hai, roothna
kabhi mat humse ye jaanam, humhe jene ki chahat tumhi se
milti hai |
| Sitaron
ke aage bhi koi jahan hoga, jo na dekha kabhi wo sama hoga,
uus jahan ke sare hasin nazaro ki kasam, aap sa kamina dost
dusra kanha hoga.. |
| Jab
jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi, jhom ke barsa sawan teri yaad
ayi, bhiga main phir bhee teri yaad ayi, ab nahin raha jata,
CHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI... |
Janaza
agar unke dar se guzre to thodi der rukwa dena,
Hath uthe agar dua k liye to Chehre se kafan hata dena,
Vajah puche maut ki to VAT ka tension bata dena :-) |
Ghunghat
nein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.Sangeet ka
tarana hua,Shamaa ka parwana hua,Masti ka Mastana hua,Jaise
hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua... |
Jawani
ke din chamkile ho gaye
husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhar karne me thode dhile ho gaye
AUR UNKE HATH PEEL HO GAYE. |
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