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| One
out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother
and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you. |
| You
don't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but
then again you don't know the meaning of most words. |
| Are
you free tonight, or will it cost me? I'm new in town, can
you give me directions to your flat? |
| Roses
are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome,
but what the hell happend to you? |
| Today
its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will
be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will
be THE MAN!! |
The
rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers
2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain
on you? |
| Hi,
how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized? |
| Dear
God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me
sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends
fat. Amen. |
| If
my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked
on my hands. |
| On
the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder,
I come here to shit like thunder! |
| How
to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ...... ... .. ........
..... ......... .. .... How to keep an idiot entertained *press
up* |
I'm
popey the sailorman, I'm member of the klu klux clan, when
I pull the triger, I kill a fuc***g nigger. I'm popey the
sailor man, toet toet. |
| Mobile
phones are the only things in live of which men talk about
having the smallest. |
| Wat's
the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When
U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over but when u
pull a panty the show begins... |
| A
man said 2 his doctor 'everytime I look in the mirror I get
an erection' the doctor said 'That's because u look like a
cunt! |
| When
I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work
that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness! |
| Kiss's
r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r
tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE
im vacinated! |
| Nature
is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would
wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot |
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