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| Sorry!
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom
factory. |
| There
is hot sex, fast sex, group sex, safe sex, leather sex, telephone
sex and for people wid a face like urs theres.............masturbation |
| Shes
down on her knees,Eager to please,Wid a throb of his nob in
her gob,Wid a tingle in his belly,his legs turn to jelly cos
shes doin a good job! |
| 3
monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv
... another playing football and the third one was caught
reading this txt message |
| How
about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing
that pops up? |
How
women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age
28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay
4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it |
| I
bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one
to get in and another to get out. |
| m
at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case
against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed!
i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up! |
| Please
turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H |
| Piss
the taking is someone that realise u this like times at its!
NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!! |
| The
fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly,
The morning dew may kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss
my ass! |
Handsome,
Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends,
charming, funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you? |
| Mirrors
should be able to think before reflecting the images |
| There
is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Cuddle-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, SM-Sex,
Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people like you: NO SEX. |
| Hi,
I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook..
Searching.. Searching.. Searching.. Sorry,no chicks found!
Gay? Conclusion: You Are Gay |
| Roses
are red violines are bleu, a face like yours belongs to the
zoo |
| This
sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe
you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it
ugly!!! |
| roses
are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the
hell happened to you???? |
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